Austin

That one person that will love you no matter what, that will be there for you in good and bad times, someone who puts others before himself, someone lovable .

Austin always is here

by No one that matters March 1, 2018

Austin

The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.

"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."

by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020

Larry Austin

A fine man that has dreads and you are obsessed with him. He has many girlfriends and doesn’t know you. You have a class with him

I love Larry Austin.

by Lillianaaaa December 7, 2021

Austin

Austin is the type of guy with a deep, sexy voice. He is kind to all people and knows how to respect women. He is emo and by saying that, he likes emo music and dresses like an emo. Although he is very kind, he is broken inside. His past is very broken but he tries to hide it so others won't worry about him. He has a big... you know what I'm talking about. He is stereotyped to be very southern but most of the time isn't. His eyes are gorgeous. If you are dating him, he will make you feel like the only one he cares about. He has amazing humor and can make anyone laugh. His dream job is being a Comidian, actor, or a singer, mainly a Rockstar.

Who is that really funny guy with the deep voice?
You mean Austin?
Yes! Him!

by AngelicGirl May 18, 2022

austins dad

hes somewhere in the milky way or maybe further...

austins dads back

by BTS DOG EAATER November 13, 2022

Austin Cramer

Austin Cramer is a red headed cowboy who wears boots and always wants to fight someone, but he’s a cool friend

I saw Austin Cramer riding a horse yesterday with massive boots

by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022

Austin

Usually a white guy with a long hair, and beautiful brown eyes. He has a monster dick coming in at 127 feet long and 53.6 feet wide. He will most often be found doing some dumb shit, like very dumb shit. dumb shit inside of dumb shit type dumb shit. Very attractive, and overall the perfect man.

"Hes so perfect looking, he must be a Austin"

by Greg147_RedDragon January 2, 2022