The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020
Get the Austinmug. One of the most Gigantic pussy’s out there. Can be funny at times and tries to act cool online but in all actuality he has no social life and has a brain hemorrhage when the opposition gender talks to him and simps the hardest u can ever thing of
Guy1:Did hear about Austin.
Guy2:No what?
Guy1:He simps all the time thought he was better than that
Guy2:Wow what a pussy
Guy2:No what?
Guy1:He simps all the time thought he was better than that
Guy2:Wow what a pussy
by Jerryfromearth420 March 6, 2020
Get the Austinmug. Austin is the type of guy with a deep, sexy voice. He is kind to all people and knows how to respect women. He is emo and by saying that, he likes emo music and dresses like an emo. Although he is very kind, he is broken inside. His past is very broken but he tries to hide it so others won't worry about him. He has a big... you know what I'm talking about. He is stereotyped to be very southern but most of the time isn't. His eyes are gorgeous. If you are dating him, he will make you feel like the only one he cares about. He has amazing humor and can make anyone laugh. His dream job is being a Comidian, actor, or a singer, mainly a Rockstar.
by AngelicGirl May 18, 2022
Get the Austinmug. A fine man that has dreads and you are obsessed with him. He has many girlfriends and doesn’t know you. You have a class with him
by Lillianaaaa December 7, 2021
Get the Larry Austinmug. Austin, with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns, is an interesting fella who appreciates the finer things in life. A lover of hot sauce with no knowledge of changing a tire. Also, don't ask him about his GPA. He LOVES boiled eggs, you can tell when he farts.
P.s- He magically never has class.
P.s- He magically never has class.
WOW! Is that Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns? I could smell those boiled egg farts from a mile away!
by Jamie Baxxteer October 11, 2023
Get the Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronounsmug. A person who has glasses and gives away food. This person is a must person to hang out with even if they are not cool. This son of a bitch is a Giga chad to the point he will do anything for you.
by MakeSureToLike October 13, 2022
Get the Austin Cowlingmug.