Ass Attack Logan

A lier that has everything in his imagination and lives in a world of make believe!

Ass Attack Logan got a new 911 Porsh today.

by HMC March 21, 2003

big mack attack

the sudden urge to take a humoungus dump.

not something anyone wants to experiance.

by mal killer May 28, 2005

Attack On Titan

An overhyped bullshit show, mostly popular among half assed fagots and hoes who know nothing about good animes. Better to watch hentai than to bear through this crapload.

Those offended can happily fuck off and jerk to the impish LEVI.

Stop watching Attack On Titan, you ain't an asshole.

by poopcakes1234 March 2, 2021

crack attack

Usually an attack from someone who suffers from Tourette syndrome and hasn't been or does not want to be diagnosed.

"Hi. I'm Dan the SHIT! FUCK! BALLS! Guy."

"Damn. Poor guy is having another crack attack."

by ButtWhOle August 18, 2009

Flying penis attack

Where some guys take a small radio controlled helicopter and put a plastic penis on it or make it look like a penis and then fly it around and/or into some one.
It is sometimes done to someone making a speech that they don't like.
This is sometimes done by those in the porn scene movement,underaged sex movement,teen sex movement , pedophile civil rights movement and neohippie movement ect.

Did you see that flying penis attack?

by Judge dredd7 June 17, 2011

Mini Heart Attack

That gut-busting, toe-tingling feeling you experience after consuming a particularly greasy or caloric meal, generally occurring after the initial joy of gorging oneself on burgers ends and the pitiful self-loathing of being a pathetic lardass sets in. Not to be confused with a real heart attack.

Hey Sarah, I went to that burger joint yesterday. After I devoured a triple bacon cheeseburger, fries, onion rings, and a milkshake, I could almost feel the diabetes tickling my toes. It was most definitely a mini heart attack.

by The Percipient Scholar February 19, 2014

jack mac attack

The act of pulling out of the womans vagina, Spreading her ass checks apart and ejaculating on her butthole

Brah that bitch got real mad when she got jack mac attacked

I cant believe you jack mac'd that girl in the bathroom!

by trailerpark jesus January 1, 2014