Austin

Well, Austin is a nice name, be careful though- he might be a nice guy but he’s crazy into hentai, I mean they might as well call him the greatest gents I addict. But he’s pretty cool- friendly too, another to watch out for is if he has a brother over the age of 18, stay away from him if your a minor

Person A: yoooo, was Austin in class today?
Person B: ya, I saw some weird anime girls on his phone during class..

by lmmaooo February 27, 2022

Austin Roesner

A bitchass who always yoinks kills in rainbow six siege and can't play doc for shit.

Austin Roesner, stop stealing my kills aut monkey.

by PeterisSmelly November 10, 2018

Austin

The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.

"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."

by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020

Austin

One of the most Gigantic pussy’s out there. Can be funny at times and tries to act cool online but in all actuality he has no social life and has a brain hemorrhage when the opposition gender talks to him and simps the hardest u can ever thing of

Guy1:Did hear about Austin.
Guy2:No what?
Guy1:He simps all the time thought he was better than that
Guy2:Wow what a pussy

by Jerryfromearth420 March 6, 2020

austin pierce

A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!

Damn, who is that stud fisherman over there? He must be austin pierce.

by Marlin man March 22, 2017

Austining

The act of blaming someone if your group lost to feel better or jus lying in general

He is austining right now

by Orangutansballs January 25, 2024

Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.

“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”

by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024