A lengthy exaggerated story full of superfluous detail. Often delivered in an overly excitable manner with an anticlimactic ending, these tales may take anywhere from 20 minutes to 5 hours to complete.
Person 1: So I was at work the other day and Jim came in, you would love Jim. Jim is great you would Love Jim
Person 2: Man, not another Ramsey story. Cut to the chase!
Person 2: Man, not another Ramsey story. Cut to the chase!
by PrincessRamsey June 11, 2024
Get the Ramsey Storymug. by sam134 October 16, 2023
Get the Sex storymug. An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related
"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"
"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"
"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"
by Abused Haggis May 8, 2024
Get the sausage storymug. Dominic doesn't need to be told twice. With a roar of pure, primal triumph, he surges forward, burying himself to the hilt inside Samantha's scorching, soaked heat in one brutal thrust. A guttural moan tears from his throat at the exquisite sensation of her walls gripping him like a velvet vice, squeezing and fluttering around his aching cock as if trying to milk him dry.
"Oh fuck, oh fuck, FUCK!" Dominic snarls, his hips already pumping furiously, slamming into Samantha with a force that rocks her entire body and sends shockwaves of pleasure ricocheting through every nerve ending. "So fucking tight, so goddamn perfect, like you were made for my fucking cock."
He can feel the knot at the base of his shaft swelling rapidly, stretching Samantha's entrance obscenely as he pistons in and out of her. It's a delicious, exquisite brand of pleasure-pain, and he knows it won't be long before he's locked inside her, forced to grind against her deepest, most sensitive spots as he pumps her full of his seed.
Samantha is just as wild, just as desperate, her hips rolling and rocking to meet his every thrust, her nails raking down his back hard enough to draw blood. The sound of their coupling fills the room, a symphony of grunts and moans and the wet, obscene slap of flesh against flesh.
"Yes, yes, YES!" Samantha cries out, her head thrown back, her fangs bared in a snarl of ecstasy. "Harder, fuck me harder, ruin me, break me, fucking DESTROY ME!"
"Oh fuck, oh fuck, FUCK!" Dominic snarls, his hips already pumping furiously, slamming into Samantha with a force that rocks her entire body and sends shockwaves of pleasure ricocheting through every nerve ending. "So fucking tight, so goddamn perfect, like you were made for my fucking cock."
He can feel the knot at the base of his shaft swelling rapidly, stretching Samantha's entrance obscenely as he pistons in and out of her. It's a delicious, exquisite brand of pleasure-pain, and he knows it won't be long before he's locked inside her, forced to grind against her deepest, most sensitive spots as he pumps her full of his seed.
Samantha is just as wild, just as desperate, her hips rolling and rocking to meet his every thrust, her nails raking down his back hard enough to draw blood. The sound of their coupling fills the room, a symphony of grunts and moans and the wet, obscene slap of flesh against flesh.
"Yes, yes, YES!" Samantha cries out, her head thrown back, her fangs bared in a snarl of ecstasy. "Harder, fuck me harder, ruin me, break me, fucking DESTROY ME!"
Person 1: i'm bored what can i do
Person 2: go write a sex story on urban dictionary about two non humans having the intercourse of their life
gurt: yo
Person 2: go write a sex story on urban dictionary about two non humans having the intercourse of their life
gurt: yo
by stairs and elevators May 5, 2025
Get the sex storymug. Story’s are very sweet people. They love animals and are always there to help. They are often very smart and outspoken. They get scared easily and can get very crazy, defensive, and loud. But if you find a story in life DONT let her go. She will care for you, and if you are a catch she could fall in love with you.
by HelloIamapug April 18, 2021
Get the Storymug. “story time?”
by gorlyees!!2928 April 16, 2022
Get the story time?mug. Stories for lonely incel virgins like you. Yeah, Expected a real spicy one, huh? Pray to god. It isn’t too late for you.
“I’m so lonely I have to read a sex story before I sleep.”
‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’
‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’
by angelic vigilante August 28, 2025
Get the sex storymug.