joke a smoint

A humorous way to say "smoke a joint"

Paul: want to come over later and joke a smoint?
Steve: hell yeah brother

by liamr06 March 18, 2022

Ritvick joke

A joke which is funny in no way. It is the most unfunniest joke ever known to humanity.

Ritvick said, “What did the cowboy say to the cow?”
I said, “what?”
He replied, “Boy”
This is a Ritvick joke

by CumGobbler69 May 30, 2023

joke

some thing funny

nice joke HAHA haha hah.. ha... god, that wasn't funny

by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023

Coffee joke

an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.

my teacher recently dropped a coffee joke in class.

by terrobite December 14, 2018

Spencer Joke

A Spencer Joke is a joke that used to be interesting/hilarious (not at all to begin with), and become not funny due to the repetitive amount of times the joke is being said.

If Spencer says the joke "Like having meat in your mouth", I will lose my mind because it has now turned into a Spencer Joke.

by Reppingthe954 May 7, 2022

Joke

A sarcasm based sentence used to induce laughter, which either can get the person telling the joke beat up for being too offensive for the receiver, or the joke works and the receiver does not laugh.

Josh: You can't tell me what to do, dishwasher!
Patricia: What the fuck, Josh????
Josh: That was a joke you illiterate forehead

by floopflop June 7, 2022

International Explain-Joke day

On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.

*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!

Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.

*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.

by overweightmilf May 21, 2021