Titus Drunk

Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.

Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.

by Gerald Busey March 6, 2008

Sombrero Drunk

When you are so drunk that you'll buy that $5.00 Mexican Sombrero at the bar, wear it all night while the whole time, thinking that you look so hot.

Brian got Sombrero Drunk the other night, and made a total fool of himself at 5 different bars.

by Carlos and Scott June 19, 2007

Kav Drunk

When a man has a tendency to get belligerently drunk and sexually assault women.

Todd: Bro, why is Samantha so mad at Chad rn??
Chester: Brooo I don't know, but I think he got Kav drunk last night.

by Alnold Palmer September 27, 2018

trunk drunk

When someone is so drunk, and desparate for a ride, that they will ride in the trunk of a car to get somewhere. Often times resulting in them passing out in the trunk- making for excellent black-mail photos!

I drove my two-seater to the party, but Cody needed a ride home. I told him he could ride in the trunk if he really wanted to. We got to his place and he was sleeping like a baby. What a trunk drunk!

by Who's your step-daddy? September 19, 2009

Drunk FiBing

Well you have your drunk texts and drunk dialing so this is its internet cousin. Sending messages while drunk on facebook or responding to peoples status with off the wall comments...usually sexually related.

I have to send out some apology messages since I was Drunk FiBing again last night.

by Jeremichi July 3, 2010

hobo drunk

to be so drunk, one cares not whether he or others are covered in one's own urine, vomit, or feces.

Dude, Ronald consciously puked into his crotch at the bar. Yeah, he was hobo drunk.

by Mick Manhattan January 6, 2008

drunk mouth

When you wake up in the morning and you can't remember what you ate or drank before you passed out but you can remember it by the taste in your mouth the next day.

Bill: DUDE, we were sooooo drunk last night!! I don't remember a thing!
Bob: Well at the bar, just before we left, we chugged those brewskees and when we got back to the house, we downed those wontons and chicken-fried rice..
Bill: Now that you mention it, my drunk mouth did taste a little like asian food when i woke up this afternoon.

by rnm492 July 23, 2011