douche bags

An Item that a woman uses to clean out her vaginia

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Douche Lord

Ruler of all that is douchey; a.k.a the male race

Wow. He hasn't called me back. What a douche lord.

by melcourt August 25, 2010

Douche nugget

someone who is a total ahole and doesnt seem to realize it

1.Nobody likes corey because he is a Douche nugget

or

2.Dude why are you being such a Douche nugget?

by mikey and brent October 21, 2008

flaming douche

the act of being a douche and pissing off everyone by telling them what to do

Kaan was a flaming douche when he got pissy and butt raped me on thursday

by Pussy got everythang August 20, 2003

Douche Moccasins

Any footwear worn by a Douche, Douche Bag, Douche Nozzle, et al.

Typically a Douche Moccasin can be identified more by the situation in which it is worn rather than by the type of footwear. Any footwear worn for the purposes of enhancing other's knowledge of the wearers general Douche status can be considered a Douche Moccasin.

Examples of Douche Moccasins include:

$500 basketball shoes being worn while NOT playing basketball, or while sucking at basketball, or at church/a funeral/a wedding.

ADIDAS massaging sandals worn as regular shoes.

Gators, worn for any reason

by Bobotron March 24, 2010

Douche Coupe

Douche Coupe: A person of such extremely lame character it's neither practical nor easy to handle- it's full on turbo sporting; a level of lameness that contrasts the utilitarian minivan of jerkoff (and even surpasses the douchiness of a giant lifted truck with those chrome testicles swinging from the bumper) with downright flamboyant, high-performance Ferrari-quality shortcomings.

Inspired partially by the classic oldie, "My little douche-coupe... You don't know what I got!"

Glenn Beck is a raging V-12 douche coupe.

by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015

Douche-Fag

1)A person who is obnoxious, extremely annoying, inconsiderate and is also a brainless utter waste of oxygen with an existence more pathetic than that of a fruit fly.

2)A really Douchy Fag.

Douche-fag:hitler was a very nice person who should be respected.

Kid:Douche-fag...

ex.George W Bush

by Darcs January 26, 2010