A male who is literally a pussy magnet yet refuses to take action upon his super power. This man makes women leave snail trails yet he denies them and goes home and sits alone in his room staring at his wall.
"I am going to have to say no to having sex with you, sorry."
"Wow you are such an Anti-Simp. It's fine I think you're ugly."
"Wow you are such an Anti-Simp. It's fine I think you're ugly."
by Hovis Breed December 28, 2021
Get the Anti-Simpmug. Refers to an individual (usually a male) who is in a relationship with another individual (usually a female). This person is a huge simp but will do whatever it takes to hide that side of themself from everyone. Acts tough with a hardshell but deep down simps for their significant other.
"Jeff is such a hardo, buddy a straight cold hearted savage. Doesn't get pushed around ever by his girl"
*When alone with his girl, Jeff is a huge pushover closet simp*
*When alone with his girl, Jeff is a huge pushover closet simp*
by YungJazzers July 8, 2020
Get the Closet Simpmug. by CrungleChugger97 November 5, 2021
Get the sarvente simpmug. A guy who pretends to be a girl on online games to garner affection and more importantly, loot from simps trying to win him (her) over.
"Yo dog, Jimmy was pretending to be a girl on CoD the other day to get guns and ammo." "Jimmy's a simp farmer"
by Cul Gi July 24, 2020
Get the Simp Farmermug. A fat man who would do anything to make a women happy with the intent of getting laid but thinks friendship is an important value.
by Big fat paulie d May 27, 2020
Get the Simp Piemug. Is a bisexual male who is extremely submissive and obsessed with earthbound/mother as well as having a bisexual girlfriend.
by Dark ham September 12, 2021
Get the Catboy simpmug. gay ass nigga that likes dick the ass while texting back less than 10 seconds. With the names of. (Jaylen) ect.
by jaylen is a bitch May 9, 2020
Get the dirty simpmug.