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i wouldn't take a shit there

A phrase to designate a place so worthless and disgusting that taking a shit there would class it up.
Benny: Hey! Let's go to Alvin's for some beers and food!
Earl: Alvin's sucks! I wouldn't take a shit there!
by von groovy August 4, 2017
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A particularly irritating, frustrating or otherwise offensive piece of equipment, esp. when poorly designed, dilapidated, malfunctioning, or breaking down.
"That's the third time this week I've had to adjust the check valve on the boiler. If that son-of-a-bitching piece of shit leaks one more time, I'm calling the god damned plumber!"
by Madman6505 April 30, 2014
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bull metal bull shit

Used to express aggravation while scrap metaling, driving, talking, or running away from guys on private property. Could also be said as bull cop bull shit when running from cops, or seeing cops on the road.
Alex: Man this is bull metal bull shit Austin!

Austin: Oh shit cops!

Alex: Fuck this bull cop bull shit.
by LaurelJay December 18, 2008
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Shit-Faced Boot Camp

/N/ An annual gathering of old friends over Memorial Day Weekend in the United States, who pay homage to the old days by consuming large and copious amounts of drink and drugs, as if they are in training for the rest of the summer.

The First Shit-Faced Boot Camp took place in 2003. After a crazy night at Neptunes in Hampton Bays, Long Island, it was decided that it would be an awesome idea to Memorial day weekend in the Hampton Bays...originally at Alan Acres. And Remember: What happens at Alan Acres Stays at Alan Acres.

Abrv: SFBC
Because this is Shit-Faced Boot Camp number 3...Take No Prisoners.
by SFBC Deep Throat March 31, 2010
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Puerto Rican Shit Mouth

The act of farting diretly into a girls mouth, and proceeding to throw her down an elevator shaft.
My wife spent three years in a coma and woke up with her mouth tasting liek shit after i gave her the Puerto Rican Shit Mouth.
by Rikki fo sho December 9, 2008
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I rock the shit house

Erika rocks the shit house, like no other.
by gorgeous19girl February 13, 2003
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racist piece of shit

A word that only hypocritical hillbilly's say when fucktards say the n word
John:Nigger
Billy:Shut up you racist piece of shit
by AnulCavity May 24, 2020
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