808 my dick

eat it like a kaboob

Ryan: Yo stan wanna 808 my dick
Stan:Gay

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

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PVI Dick Stab

when you take the end of your lacrosse stick and stab them in the dick!

Yo Scott just PVI Dick Stabed that bitch!

by roger123 June 19, 2010

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arcadio's dick syndrome

a disease where the girl you date becomes a closeted slut because of daddy issues, and is willing to do anything anywhere. downside is she becomes crazy after a friend betrays her and all you do is fight and picker after.

guy1: whatever happened to susan?
guy2: she suffered arcadio's dick syndrome.

guy1: ah man that sucks.

by donut puncher July 3, 2012

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Kick dick day

What uneducated bafoons want to participate in because they feel like they are resistant to a punch to the head.

Sommer: Hello Tony did you hear about Kick dick day? It's so fun!
Tony: Yeah it's sick! why would anyone do that? you know that you could permanently damage someone by doing th-
Sommer *Tries to kick dick, but misses and hits balls*
Tony: *beheads her*

by Flappy - Omnipotence awoken October 2, 2020

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Dick Down December

Dick Down December is the event after No Nut November. In this event, you nut only the day of the month. Per say, it's the fifth, you nut five times. And only five times. If you fail to do so, you loose. On the 12th, you nut 12 times.

Guy 1: "Dude, It's Dick Down December!!"
Guy 2: "What does that mean?"
Guy 1: "You nut the number of times the date is! On the 31st, you have to nut 31 times! Good luck bro!"

by Anonymous12. December 4, 2020

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