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mong out with my schlong out

to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care

monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?

person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out

peson a: ahhh good call!
by cboi blad April 20, 2009
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i be swaggin (in my station wagon)

term used to describe someone who is very cool but has an old, ugly, or broken down car. doesn't have to be a station wagon, can be any car. usually a first car handed down from parents.
when Braydon rolls up everyone knows he be swaggin' in his station wagon.

"i be swaggin (in my station wagon)"
by uvgtmeppnchmpyn March 17, 2010
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My Ji-eun [Alea Mei]

She was the girl that I had loved so much

She was the one who brought me so much happiness and sorrow.

I loved her though I suffered in too much pain.

I was so happy when she said that she also loves me...

I believed her and became blind.

I became obsessed of whoever and whatever she is.

I loved her when she kisses me, make love with me, sit beside me, ignore me, get angry to me, slap me, punch me, say bad words to me, watch movie with me, eat with me, sleep beside me, call me, walk with me, drink with me, go to church with me...

even in her silence and absence..I loved her so much...

Alea, if you could just see what's in my heart and if only you could feel what I feel...You would surely cry everyday and feel that the air is your touch...Like what I use to feel.

To the people who will and had read this article...I just want to say that...

I'm proud that once in my life I trully loved a girl.

The girl that made me complete and broken again...

The girl that made me smile and cry...

The girl that made me enthusiastic and depressed...

The girl that inspired me and ruin me...

The girl that I love and even if she keeps on hurting me still, I will keep on loving her...

She was the girl...

....My Sassy Girl..

....My Ji-EunAlea Mei
My Ji-eun Alea Mei, love, care, let go, sacrifice, tears, alone.
by Gyeon-Woo [Pah-bo] January 20, 2009
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I didn't wrap my present

Meaning they didn't put a condom on.
*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!
by simplydreaming8 October 30, 2008
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i buy most of my shit

"i buy most of my shit" refers to an individual whom buys most of his shit. Using "i buy most of my shit" can also refer to a type of behaviour which is triggered when the individual buys most of his shit.

This term, should never be used to "troll" or "mock" an individual, with only ONE exception:
- If the individual does buy most of his shit, it can not be offensive in any way, therefore it shall be freely used.
"i buy most of my shit"
"I buy most of my Shit"
"IBMOMS"
by Sterling0x1 December 18, 2016
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Why is my name in your mouth?

This is what you say when you hear someone talking some mad smack about you behind your back. This term can also be used as a back and fourth joke between friends in the hallways when you see them.
Cassco: Hey kyraz why is my name in your mouth??
Kyraz : yours isn’t but your moms is!
Eddie: BURNNNNN!
Cassco: Shut up Eddie you are irrelevant.
Eddie: ok but why is my name in your mouth?!
*kyraz and Eddie go to the chapel*
by Badboyyeet June 5, 2019
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party 'til my panties drop

party for consecutive nights until you cant party no more or party until get so drunk and pass out.
GIRL1: WAT YOU GONNA DO FOR SUPER BOWL WEEKEND???
GIRL2: SHIDD IMMA PARTY 'TIL MY PANTIES DROP !!!
by U-NIKcupcake February 24, 2011
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