Destroy dick^december

A challenge that, in which after having beaten no nut november you beat your meat an amount of times equal to that day, to the power of itself. On the first day you would jerk off 1 time, on the second, 4 times, and so on
Guy 1: I'm gonna do destroy dick^December!
Guy 2: that's impossible, by the end you would have to beat your meat 1.7069174e+46 times!
by Chronic fall November 14, 2019
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dicked-her scale

Number of orgasms you gave a your woman during one session of sex.
I scored an 8 on the dicked-her scale last night! Yeah, I gave my girl 8 orgasms when we were having sex!
by JacqueBauer June 18, 2011
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nelson dick size

Nelson’s dick is a mega monster .
Size 20 inch
How was Nelson last night: person 1
It was great : person 2
Nelson dick size :

is a mega monster
by Yay a yay June 3, 2018
mugGet the nelson dick sizemug.
Another fun filled way of expressing your current state of being. Usually, one who is on some kind of psychoactive chemical or a cocktail of mind altering substances. This term is used to express the lack of doing anything of importance when asked if you are busy or unavailable. This term originated in norther california and unfortunately has graced the ears of very few. i.e see "rocking out with my cock out" and "hanging out with my wang out". Society was in desperate need of a better way to express ones current state without resorting to overused, cliched terms from far too many movies.

This term was originally coined by a young man named Andrew Hopson. Growing increasingly fed up with hearing commonly overused saying some jack off hear on a movie, Andrew Hopson decided it was time for the world to have something better, funnier, and unique. Only the few who have been exposed to this wonderous play on words, dare try using it in everyday communication. Watch it pop up in a movie now and than it's no good. So is, the way of the world.
"Hey bro, what are u up to man?"
"Not a damn thing man, just "Kickin' it with my Dick in it!"
"Alright, well is it cool if I roll through?"
"yeah man, like I said, just chillin here at my spot"
"Alright bro, u got a 40 u can get rid of?"
"I'll have it ready when u get here brah"
"wood"
"no worries brother"
"alright bud see u soon"
by TheBlindHouse88 November 28, 2011
mugGet the Kickin' it with my Dick in it!mug.

Sir-dick-a-lot

One who backs out more often than not. Backing out becomes so common that it becomes an expectation for this person to do so. This expectation then becomes their identity.
Hey sir-dick-a-lot, are you actually going to hit me up tonight?
by Hoomcherry January 2, 2014
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Angel Hair Dick

A penis that is both very thin and long
Yo did you see Pete's angel hair dick? That shit was like 10 inches long and had a girth of my pinky
by fuckyourpseudonyms October 29, 2018
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dick stuck in a toaster

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.
"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.
mugGet the dick stuck in a toastermug.

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