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Unicorn

A horse with a Dounce hat
-Look, a dumb horce!
-That deffenision of a horse seems to be preferebly refered to as a unicorn.
-Indeed random stranger i'v never knew!
by Not George Washington the 3:d February 14, 2018
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IVF Unicorn baby

An IVF baby born (alive still born or #phoenixbaby resurrection) after a first ever embryo transfer (fresh or frozen doesn’t matter) after Years and years and or many years of infertility, ART, and even IVF treatments… (ours was the second round of stims because of NY Covid shutdown prevented our first full round of finished stims and needles and pushing back our retrieval to a cancellation making the cycle a wash failure because of Covid shutdown)…

This is a humbling experience… not one to brag about… because it is something that even shocked our doctors at NYU Langone reproductive specialists of NY especially our amazing RE/IVF doctor Gudas. Would highly recommend all the doctors at NYU Langone on Long Island… they are worth the money and the distance if you need to travel… and NY is a prochoice state… so your choice in what happens to your dna/embryos.
Our IVF Unicorn Baby just turned 21 (months) yesterday! Our baby also is a true Unicorn baby because our baby has always slept through the night since day one! Lolz and is a Gemini lolz so all the more reason our kid is a double headed Unicorn 🦄🦄 lolz and no we’re not bragging just humbled by our parenting experience… because we know that others may never have these experiences even as much as we all hope to have, nothing is guaranteed in life… as our child could die and stay dead in the next 5 minutes, tomorrow or years from now and it humbles us all the more.
by TrashPanda420311 March 8, 2024
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unicorn blood

you know that chick that puts holo crap all over her nails one hundred times yeah its holo nail polish
i dont have any unicorn blood
by the.acid.is.kicking.in September 5, 2016
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Trim those unicorn bristles

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag
"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"
by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022
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Unicorn

A man that is actually a good person. They care about what a women thinks and is sweet. They are all around perfect. They would make a great partner.
James you’re a unicorn.”
by Youreaunicorn March 30, 2021
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Glaswegian Unicorn

A sexual position where people engage in ménage à trois but the centre person wears a dildo strapped on their forehead and gets down on all fours. All people have had plentiful amounts of scotch and one person performs vaginal or anal sex behind the 'unicorn' while another literally rides the unicorn's horn.
"I hear that Tom, Jessica and Beth got really fucked up at that party, apparently they were doing a Glaswegian Unicorn in front of everybody."
by KantoChaos April 24, 2017
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unicorn bait

A couple who are both so hot it's as-if they're baiting you into unicorning for them (being their third in a threesome)
Did you see Tessa Thompson in that movie with Chris Hemsworth? The two of them together are real unicorn bait if you ask me.
by c coop September 30, 2025
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