Gossip Troll 

A description for those who revel in other peoples misfortune, and cannot help but spread the news.

Shaznay Lewis phones up Mel Blatt (off all saints fame) and says have you heard what those two Appleton bitches have been saying about us in the tabloids, Natalie and Nicole are such GOSSIP TROLLS.

Gossip Troll by Luiza Cruz January 20, 2005

Pole Troll Patrol 

The "Pole Troll Patrol" see Pole Troll is a group of gay men that gather and hunt in groups. This gaggle of gays can be found in your local supermarket, mall or even in your school, huddled together and checking out all the straight guys that they think they can turn to their side. Distinguishing characteristics are neck rolls and an abundance use of the words " I would let him ride me three ways to Sunday!" followed by group cheers.

Jeff: Ah shit!! There goes Sweetie and the Pole Troll Patrol! How am I ever gonna be able to change my clothes in this locker room with them standing around!?
Kenneth: I don't know man, but I know I saw them looking me up and down again.
Jeff: Fuck this shit man I'm outta here!

Pole Troll Patrol by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 6, 2006

Phone Troll 

Term referring to a miserable and worthless creature whose life goal is to become a customer service representative's worst nightmare.

A phone troll spends most of his workdays terrorizing reps with remarkably stupid questions. He tends to blame them for his own unearthly stupidity.

It is said that a phone troll's IQ may be lower than 50. This is clearly a myth because he can't read or write. Some even speculate that he might actually be a she.

It's worth mentioning that a phone troll is an uncommon mutation of the much more popular internet troll.

Kendra: Damn, PJ is terrorizing those poor reps again!
David: wow! He's such a phone troll.

Phone Troll by aDumbCockroach October 11, 2011

suicide troll 

A fictional character or label assigned to another who responds provocatively to the actual troll/the agitator's false allegations; debased and barbarous behaviors; intentional collusion with others to threaten, cause bodily harm, disrupt and interfere with jobs and families; a label applied by the agitator, both to silence respondents, and build a false narrative that promotes their government assigned mental illness as a 'credible defense' for all manners of their own depraved and delusional fantasies, as a calculated means to fraudulently garner a paycheck.

'Keep my name out of your mouf you suicide troll'! "How dare you respond to my lies you're a suicide troll'! You're a suicide troll because I showed 'my medical'!! 'You want me to off myself you're a suicide troll'! 'I've been butthurt on the internet so you're a suicide troll'!

suicide troll by days end July 1, 2022

Downvote Troll

A person who just downvotes every definition they see, regardless of the quality.

Wow, this definition is so insightful and only has 700 thumbs up.

Downvote.

DOWNVOTE TROLL STRIKES AGAIN

Downvote Troll by Joyu December 24, 2010

Professional troll 

A hideous creature that hides under bridges and hands out business cards.

A bridge dwelling businessmen is a Professional Troll

Professional troll by FFFFFFFFFFFF November 15, 2012

political troll 

A politician who makes ridiculous inflammatory statements during press conferences or news broadcasts solely for the purpose of gaining attention and trying to remain relevant to voters who are ill informed and have low information. Their purpose is to distract from the real important issues that they are supposed to be dealing with and distracting voters and the news media away from primary scandals and real issues that are going on. Their stories are intended to anger or cause fear to sway voters, if nothing more than for short term public opinion and votes.

The political troll is always present in the legislative branch, as if they are trying to be all three branches government by themselves. About once a month, another political troll in the U.S. congress or some state legislature comes up with another "scandal" that actually turns out to be baseless and not consistent with any factual information, in an attempt to start another foreign war or discredit another politician or hurt an opponent's credibility.

political troll by Arizona Mildman September 29, 2013