by Poottiepoo August 23, 2016
Captain of the GayNoggins, a father figure for all of us. He is respected by everyone and saves males from threats
by Randomguyfromspace October 28, 2022
A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool
by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023
You have eaten anywhere from one bowl to a whole box of Captain Crunch and the roof of your mouth is scraped to hell.
Man, I have such a bad Captain Crunch hangover that there's dead skin dangling over my palette.
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I ate a pizza that was way too hot and it feels like a Captain Crunch hangover. Weird isn't it?
OR
I ate a pizza that was way too hot and it feels like a Captain Crunch hangover. Weird isn't it?
by SavvyRedhead July 08, 2015
While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
by Purple nurble February 09, 2022
A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.
by Jellyman7201 March 21, 2023
One could be considered ‘captain of the silly team’ if they are furiously inebriated at a function. Taking substances such as drugs or alcohol with the pals often cause users to act suspiciously silly, hence the inclusion of silliness in the name. You can also be considered Co-captain of the silly team, and any other rank can follow suit.
Dave was definitely the Captain of the Silly Team last night. My boy nearly tried to operate heavy machinery!
by howiebling1 January 09, 2023