by Obama Bin Laden April 20, 2023
Oh shit, that was a big one! Fantastic! I guess I'm walking in the rain to work today after only getting 4 hours of sleep! That's cool. Not like I created A.I. or anything I guess I'll just got to sleep and then walk in the rain and then just be wet until my clothes dry at the job I literally don't have to work at because I literally- ope there goes the rain!
Hym "Weird hearing thunder when there isn't any- ope... There it goes... There's the rain I'm going to have to walk in... There was a bit of a delay there because I heard the thunder ring out in the distance but there wasn't any rain yet and now there it is... It's going to be a wet day for no reason...."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2024
Thunder is very very loving, caring, kind-hearted, and very respectful, He is very handsome and sexy. Whenever a woman goes close to him his scent makes them come close to him, whoever gets Thunder as their life partner is very LUCKY, Whoever leaves Thunder, is a big dumbass
Girl 1 - Hey, who's your bf?
Girl 2 - I'm lucky to have Thunder as my bf :)
Girl 1 - LUCKY, I have no one :(
Girl 2 - I'm lucky to have Thunder as my bf :)
Girl 1 - LUCKY, I have no one :(
by Thanosdeeznutz January 17, 2023
A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.
I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.
by DOGMAD June 29, 2018
by notthebananaguyfromthebanana December 24, 2023
After having sex with a hooker/prostitute you decapitate them then shove a lightning rod in there esophagus during a storm and then put her on the top of a pine tree via her asshole and let it explode her corpse. Then eat the cooked pieces of the corpse
Dude last weekend I was with this girl and I sunder thundered her. It was amazing, filled me right up
by Fbihgetmoney May 10, 2025
by Messy_Jessie April 15, 2019