Mississippi Thunder

When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.

Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.

by Boopis the third January 21, 2021

Thunder pie

When someone has explosive diarrhea in the morning

Man did you hear bobby having a thunder pie special this morning it stunk so bad my eyes watered

by SuperCracker87 February 8, 2021

Chocolate Thunder

You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.

"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon

by engineerfishmen February 20, 2021

Thunder clap

A thunder clap is when a female soulmate or just a female in general claps her A** on a man d**k where the point it sound like a thunder storm

I swear to god she hit me with that thunder clap last night. She made me bust lowkey

by Jah too raw February 21, 2021

Rolling Thunder

A large stock option position with the intent of a large gain.

I just hit on my ‘Rolling Thunder’ position in Tesla.
Feb. 2021

by plazmastox February 24, 2021

thunder sheep

When You Shaved Your hair.

Mom, i have a thunder sheep!

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

love-thunder

Love-thunder means to queef. Better thought of as, the thunderous sound sometimes created by the act of coitus.

"excuse me sir, it is more polite to refer to a queef as love-thunder"

by ImNotSmokingCrank March 20, 2021