Semi-sickness

When you have school or work tomorrow, and you feel sick, but you know damn well that it's not sick enough to not go

Mom: you have school tomorrow

Jeff: everything feels wrong
Mom: L bozo
Jeff: welp, guess I have semi-sickness

by ff69 August 11, 2024

Nostalgia Sickness

When you get a taste of nostalgia, then get a very sad feeling which forces you to get more engaged in that topic of nostalgia sending you into a deeper sadness but you honestly don't give two fucks

Friend 1: Post a meme about Shows such as (Regular show, spongebob, Adventure time,etc.)

Friend 2: I wanna cry .

Friend 1: Oh god, I just got Nostalgia sickness.
Friend 2: yAh WuT???

Friend 1: I'm about to rewatch all of these shows, I don't give a fuck how sad or depressed I get.

Friend 2: Yeah you do that while I go Cry in my closet real quick.

by Sempai-san February 28, 2021

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!

GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!

by anonymous July 1, 2022

sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.

Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.

by elfinmajik November 13, 2017

sick nasty

When something is really great or really gay or both.

Wow, that tattoo is sick nasty. Love it!

by drongos June 4, 2019

oh sick mama

(interjection) an expression of extreme joy and happiness

A: Dude, Phoebe Bridgers is coming to town.
B: Oh sick mama! I can’t wait to hear her sing live!!

by ldmdkaocmsofjc August 17, 2022

Pig Sick

Pig sick is when you feel very sick. Not to the point where you need to go to the hospital, but sick enough that you can complain to all your family and friends and instead of laughing at you, they actually sympathize.

Person 1: "Just how sick are you?"

Person 2: "My head hurts, I have a runny nose, and a sore throat."

Person 1: Woah, you are definitely pig sick."

by Tortilla Chips Hurray February 6, 2012