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goon

it used to mean very bad people in a gang and what not. but now it means jerkin off
friend: whaddup bro
other friend: shut up I'm gooning
by haazedd August 12, 2024
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goon

some n00b with stupid eyes
some 1 who is hired
hired goon
Ben ***** evans is a hired goon lool
by Steve601 January 1, 2008
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goon day

ts icl pmo, im gonna friggin goon day yo, ts gooning pmo
by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025
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goon or edge

A slang term used to ask the target whether they prefer to edge their meat or go on gooning sessiond
by Zesaeit July 11, 2024
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The Cool Goon

Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.
The Cool Goon WAs So Cool He Got F*cking Banned
by Corphoenix December 16, 2020
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Flicker Gooning

Is the act of repeatedly doing an action over and over again, without stopping. It is mostly associated with gooning or edging, but can be used in other circumstances
Flicker Gooning for 9 seconds is impossible.
by moralgrayarea May 27, 2024
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Goon Sesh

A sick hangout session with the fellas; often includes some live music, poker, video games, etc
Me and the fellas just had a sweet goon sesh last night!
by California Golden Bears November 14, 2023
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