Booty Eating Academy

A school that shall train you to eat thou booty, the correct way with no hesitation. Can also be a school for pussy eating and soul snatching.

"Hey Jerry how you eat booty so good?"
Booty eating academy in your neighborhood today.

by KING JONNY March 26, 2020

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Mahopac Academy

The Mahopac Academy is a program for Satanists and Retards who are not able learn via the Standard Education system. The Mahopac School District likes to claim it is a normal program with normal kids and classes when really its just a cheap backup plan to scape Delinquents and Botards past the school system and have them pass. Not risking the buildings being shot up or an angry retard rip someone's chest cavity open.

"Oh man those fucking crazy satanists and Botards in the Mahopac Academy"

by Mahopachellhole April 15, 2020

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Parkhurst Academy

The run down insane asylum run by the demon of greed Ms.Austin and is called a "school" all of the fortnite kids from around the world visit frequently and do ritual dances to summon hurricanes and demons alike.

If you like fortnite you should go to Parkhurst Academy!

by Sans underwhale April 23, 2020

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Mountainville Academy

It actually sucks. You might as well be kept hostage by the Taliban. Some days you can see Satan himself in the halls.

That school mountainville academy is ass

by Bug Ounce March 2, 2020

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Seffner Christian Academy

A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.

Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something

Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass

by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020

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