A word that many people use, either to annoy or question. Why, can be used to ask what the fuck happened.
Person1: Hi!
Person2: Why
Person1: ???
Person1: Why?
Person2: Why
Person1: what??
Person2: Why
Person1: bro your being annoying
Person2: Why
Person1: Bc u are
Person2: Why
Person1: *dies*
Person2: Why
Person1: ???
Person1: Why?
Person2: Why
Person1: what??
Person2: Why
Person1: bro your being annoying
Person2: Why
Person1: Bc u are
Person2: Why
Person1: *dies*
by NoWhyWhatWhoCares September 03, 2021
by dsklfjasdfasdfo6asdds6f7id6868 November 24, 2020
Oh, shit, I don't know, Eric it's not like I'm in a fucking twilight zone and live every day both in pain and like I have a golf ball in my cheek and skull or anything.
by Hym Iam July 14, 2024
Hym "Why? That was my question to you! I mean, I've probably already answered my own question. I... Am a very good guesser.... But I'm usually also very specific... And it's probably something more vague... I mean, the public justification is something along the lines of 'Blowing smoke up your own ass about principles to which you don't ever expect to adhere. Something about what you can't allow or what our country is.' But beyond that it's just you being an egotist. You KNOW that I am better than you and it's such a waste too because if you were like me you could just help all of the poor people and you would be totally selfless in doing it and you wouldn't need any of the things I'm demanding. You want to condemn me to an anti-fate. You don't give a flying fuck if I stab the kid. You know you could stop it. Because anything other than me getting what I want is good enough for you. And you don't care what has to happen or who has to pay the price. So your right. It is limitations. Not mine. But yours. It's YOU limiting ME... But only because I DON'T HAVE TO LIMIT YOU! There's nothing to limit! Joe Rogan could bash his head on your ceiling without standing all the way up! That's the twilight zone take. That's the 'why' that's going on here."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
I don't understand why...
Iam "Why would you do that? Why? I don't know why you would do this. How does this not prove I was right all along?"
Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."
Iam "How is that even relevant?"
Hym "I'm just saying."
Iam "It's not helping."
Hym "I'm not trying to help."
Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"
Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."
Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"
Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"
Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"
Hym "I liked the movie."
Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"
Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."
Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"
Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"
Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"
Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"
Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"
Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."
Iam "How is that even relevant?"
Hym "I'm just saying."
Iam "It's not helping."
Hym "I'm not trying to help."
Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"
Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."
Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"
Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"
Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"
Hym "I liked the movie."
Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"
Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."
Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"
Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"
Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"
Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"
Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022