Jehovah Biscuit

Fool.

John: i'm allergic to wine but i drink it

George: John your such a Jehovah Biscuit

by Pandahype October 22, 2011

Buttery Biscuit

A positive superlative. Originating from the Masterchef Synesthesia song.

That car is buttery biscuit good.

by cheeseyitem January 27, 2012

Bum Biscuit

This is more specifically defined as accidental excretion in the standing position, where the faeces is squashed into flat pebbles by the buttocks. Assuming that it isnt too sticky and comes away whole, the biscuit may resemble a cookie, a jaffa cake or something bigger. Any identifiable food can prompt the addition to the name

sweetcorn bum biscuits are common

hwang cookies are usually found in seattle WA

by undemocraticarse August 25, 2009

biscuit period

You have any biscuit of your choice right, your partner (preferably female) is on her period and you dunk biscuits into her blood and chow down on dem soggy digestives

Yoooo just had a biscuit period and let me tell you, it was a bloody fucking mess

by DarkEn1gma January 19, 2020

Kiwi biscuit

Big uns, a selection of cheese flavored snacks only available in New Zealand

You keen on some kiwi biscuits and dip bro?

by Rxtoy May 16, 2011

Muff Biscuit

Any lint, debris, discharge, monkey, yeast, bread, Blood Biscuit, toilet paper, etc that might be in and or around a Muff. They are usually captured in a man's Muff Buffer during the art of cunnilingus.

Dude, I caught a ton of Muff Biscuits in my Muff Buffer the other night. I bet it was because of her new jean thong she was wearing?

by AJtheDude November 5, 2010

biscuit nipples

When someone's (male/female) breast are primarily made up of fluffy nipples with little to no separation of the areola and nipple.

Look, when Joe/Jolene wears his/her yellow shirt you can really see his/her biscuit nipples.

by BBDB77 January 11, 2012