mountain snow hermit

Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.

"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."

by Chinesechicken! March 14, 2016

she'll be coming down the mountain

When a woman orgasms/squirts while vaginally penetrated by a penis

Man 1: You know Becky?
Man 2: Yeah, the slut?
Man 1: Yeah, I'm heading to her place and she'll be coming down the mountain tonight!
Man 2: Dudeeee, make sure you wrap it up

by Wokkels November 21, 2018

gotta go check on my mountain dew

Be an asshole and leave your friends

I gtg, gotta go check on my mountain dew

by PENISLOVERINTHEHOLE77785674 July 9, 2017

rocky mountain trucker

When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.

Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place

by Rmt223 July 12, 2017

Mountain badger

A woman over the age of 50 sexually attracted to younger men

My grandmother is interested in my best friend. Definitely mountain badger activity!

by Xrock79 July 31, 2017

Burn a mountain

To pursue your art despite all the odds.

- Painting can be a real struggle, huh?
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.

- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.

by ankabara January 12, 2019

Canadian Mountain Pig

The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018