Alex Syndrome

The definition of a person who is a softie but bullys yu at the same time and is a hypocrite. <3

Shannon: Oh what, when did yu guys leave?
Alex: oh dang I feel bad now

*Alex Syndrome*

Tou: Earrape her for 1 robux Alex
Alex: nah bro

I feel bad

*Alex Syndrome*

Aliyah: thats dumb reason why i am a softie, yu always feel bad too
Alex: no I'm not

yu are

by fancyfavorite July 5, 2020

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Asskickers Syndrome

The condition of having such unrealistically high expectations of one's self that anything less than excellence is disappointing. Those with A.K.S. gravitate toward opportunities for achievement to the point of neglecting everyday life. Symptoms include violent mood swings, sore losing, sore winning, and few close relationships.

Larry seems like a nice guy, but he's got a major case of Asskickers Syndrome. Don't challenge him to any competition; he turns into a different person.

by MoeBetta September 19, 2018

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cheeseman syndrome

If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.

Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome

You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.

by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021

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Omalley Syndrome

Someone who constantly says the n-word and is slow. Someone who has this a bad sense of humor and is a sped. People with the Omalley Syndrome is slow and comprehends information slower than others. Someone who only wears under armor, and smells like shit. People with this syndrome may also be very bad at video games.

“This kid says the the n-word so much, he may have Omalley Syndrome”
“This kid at our lunch table may have Omalley Syndrome, he cannot understand and contribute to our conversations.”

by HardWorkerDI April 14, 2022

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Zargon Syndrome

Zargon syndrome (the most common term in US English), Zargon's syndrome (standard in the rest of the English-speaking world), is a reproductive disorder caused by superfertility. It is named after Zargon, the American who single handedly fertilized four children in just two pregnancies. The disorder is characterized as having multiple sets of twins in a short period of time. Few males can claim to be stricken with the disorder.

Don't want the Zargon syndrome.

by Aridzona October 5, 2009

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