Summer

Summer loves breaking gooch and loves edward

Summer: guys guess what edward said about his gooch
Theo and maisy:…
Summer: he said ‘Ouch i broke my gooch’

by summerlovesgooch July 6, 2024

Subaru summer

When a bunch lesbians get together outside in the summertime and form a human centipede eating it from the back.

Hey Jane, I hear there’s going to be a Subaru summer event going on in p-town. You wash your clam to prepare?

by Lizzie the lezzie July 7, 2024

Summer

A dog that is fed too much and as a result becomes very chunky.

Ex: Evan's dog is such a summer. His mom overfills their dog's food bowl.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Jew boy summer

Basically a term for jewish boys to enjoy their summer by making money , controlling the banks and stealing land

who ready for jew boy summer this year ?

by jewtardio July 31, 2024

summer handy

Getting a handjob when it's 86° or hotter while drinking a summer shandy.

I was half in the bag drinking a summer shandy while she gave me a handjob aka summer handy.

by boomzquad August 3, 2024

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer"

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

National Fatso Encouragement Summer

Get a fat fuck to go outside, and they can't reject the offer.

"Have you heard of the National Fatso Encouragement Summer? I heard it only works on people with a BMI over 40!"

by rapsmusic August 13, 2024