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hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.
"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"
by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017
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Nick Story

Nick Story is a big block driver and f*ck big blocks
“Yo your driving big blocks like Nick Story”
Yeah man
by Racquees August 31, 2023
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Story Time

Unlike the plethora of "dumb tiktok thing" definitions, I think this word actually has a stable meaning. (Perhaps this is my misguided understanding of the term.)

1. Story time is used, mostly in ball/drag spaces, at a point when someone is "being read" or a queen is performing at a level which other queens cannot reach or aspire to. It's a form of shade. It's telling the other person, "sit down, child, because you are about to be educated on something you're clearly ignorant towards."

2. This can also be used for dramatic flair when, shockingly, telling a story.
1. "Story time, get on the rug."

2. "Story time, my emotion non-clickbait journey. Super emotional."
by adnaus March 18, 2023
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Sex Story

Part 2 - Kyla's sex story ;)

From her feet he went up to the lips of her pretty pink pussy, teasing her with kisses after finally teasing her enough he started fingering her, "uhhh, right there daddy" Kyla moaned with pleasure. After Aaron was finally satisfied of teasing her he dove straight into her throbbing wet pussy and ate her out. "NGHHH THAT'S THE SPOT", Kyla exclaimed, screaming so loud the neighbours could hear. They then went into 69 and ate each other out moaning so loud the whole neighbourhood probably heard.

After indulging in may sex positions they finally finished many rounds of excellent sex and the sheets were covered in cum. During the last and final round of sex, Aaron shoved his dick straight into Kyla's throbbing vagina penetrating her and making her cum onto his dick. He railed her so hard the orgasms she had made her shake tremendously as she released her warm, sticky cum from her pussy after all their cum was slurped up and they finished eating each other out the sheets were covered in the sticky liquid they both released and they were both drained from the most amazing sex story ever produced.

Hope this made you cum you horny biatch ;)
by anonymoususer345678 April 2, 2024
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sex story

see pts 1-8. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 9/9 (fucking finally)
sex story pt 9 (falling action!!)

he unlatches himself from my clit and takes his finger out of my vagina and looks at me pridefully, yet adoringly. he wipes his chin and hand off and lies beside me telling me about how good of a girl i am and how much he loves me and loves making me feel good. i lie snuggled up to his side until my legs build up the strength to walk to the bathroom so i can clean up and make our dinner. <3
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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houston love story

a since which you move to a new area and find a new love interest or partner out if no where , and you guys hit it off amazing everytime you see eachother
‘i can wait to have my houston love story

‘i had a houston love story my 12 grade year when i moved schools
by heartkid March 18, 2024
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villain origin story

A dramatic event that happened in someone’s life that changed them into a villain doing evil things to mask their pain.
Bro 1: “Can’t believe your gf cheated on you with 30 guys in one year and you didn't find out until now.”

Bro 2: *cry* “this will be my villain origin story! Everyone will pay for what she did to me!!” 😡
by PeachPlugger9000 July 4, 2024
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