Squirrel clutch

Grabbing and squeezing hard on a man's genitals in order to incapacitate them
He kicked me so i gave him the squirrel clutch
by Boiaa October 08, 2018
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squirrel tuft

The hair tramp stamp above the ass crack of a guy.
93 took off his shirt at the pool and had a massive squirrel tuft on his back.
by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022
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squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal
by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019
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The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.
Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."
by ziater September 04, 2008
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scared the squirrel

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.
I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.
by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019
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squirrel

look a t that dog its squirrel
by Shinuffle Puffa May 09, 2021
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Squirreled

While a guy is below you, you step on thier crotch and spread there legs apart to the point where it hurts very bad.
Jen walked over to Jayden and squirreled him and Jayden screamed
by Ljhnh September 23, 2017
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