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River

(girl) Rivers are girls who are outgoing they may be lazy sometimes but when they want something they will do anything to get it !! They are very strong willed they could probably live in the wild if they wanted to sometimes they may come across moody and annoying but they are really kind and caring
Person 1 : She's so ANNOYING!!! but shes also really nice

Person 2 : Must be a river
by Frog 🐸 February 23, 2021
mugGet the Rivermug.

River got me

by RiverGotMe June 10, 2020
mugGet the River got memug.

River Rat

When Edgar, who often plays weak cards and has overcome significant odds to win several hands determined by the final card dealt; he refuses to fold bad hands and has laid many bad beats.
Every week the New Markets team plays poker, Edgar is the River Rat
by WiseDT May 20, 2020
mugGet the River Ratmug.

the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.
Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.
by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020
mugGet the the river raisin snot rocketmug.

dirty river

when one partner defecates in another's mouth so that he/she can give the defecator a blowjob
she was totally incapable of continuing to supply me with dirty rivers after i punched her in the jaw real hard.
by th9091a August 14, 2009
mugGet the dirty rivermug.

river whale

Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018
mugGet the river whalemug.

river flue

Missing work and going to the river for a fun filled day while everyone else does your work.
Richie called in sick. I bet he has the river flue.
by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017
mugGet the river fluemug.

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