Put your feet on my rug

When a woman rubs her toes around a hairy man's penis and gives him a foot job usuing her toes.

Wanna put your feet on my rug nigga?
HellZ yea boi

by Beck-izzle & K-Dogg August 27, 2006

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

Put his hand in cold water

First time killing someone. Popped his murder cherry.

Johnny is looking to get a name for himself . He put his hand in cold water over a beef.

by CunningLinguist24/7/366 January 9, 2017

Should have put a towel down

A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.

<Baby that was great.>
<Yeah, should have put a towel down though. This shits ruined.>

by Ruined Sheets September 2, 2010

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

Fucking, banging

P-Phat: What are you doing tonight?

MOCO: I'm Putting My Brisket in Her Basket!

P-Phat: Yeah yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

PUT SOME DIRT IN YOUR MOUTH

SHUTUP

TEACHER THEY WERE READING WITHOUT LISTENING

"PUT SOME DIRT IN YOUR MOUTH, PATRICIA"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020

put some joy in my life

getting to jiggle some boobs or seeing boobs being jiggled in your face.

so we were sitting at the bar and this chick comes up and "put some joy in my life"...

by dymend June 3, 2009