cunt pirate

A cunt, Commonly known as a vagina, pussy, beaver, etc
a pirate- Someone who steals things.. well you should know what a pirate is.

Well Cunt pirate- Known to me as many things:

One: A lesbian whore.
two: Just a total douche bag that no one likes.
three: Anyone who judges people on there appearance.

Bob: Sally had sex with that chick she met at the bar last night

George: WOW! That cunt pirate!

Kevin is such a cunt pirate!

Brooke: Look at the pants he is wearing. He is such a fag.
ME: WOW! Isn't she just a cunt pirate.

by Rhetnuh FML xD November 12, 2009

Puddle pirate

1)term used to describe USCG

Puddle Pirates are the cunt of the US armed forces

by L’âne May 22, 2019

The Hairy Pirates

The dopest-arse gaming cool clan that this earth has ever seen. They are so good, they will kick your arse.

Example:
Renegade-Gamers: "We really got our arses kicked by the Hairy Pirates.@

by thehairypirates March 2, 2004

Salty Pirate

you spit on the receivers back and they turn to look.. and you shoot a load into the receivers eye. they stand up and you kick them in the leg. jumping up and down one leg... yelling arrrrgggg..... hens forth salty pirate.

damm! thats one salty pirate.

by rockitfish August 30, 2007

Ass-pirate

Term created by the infamous John Fable esq. It is loosely defined as a homosexual, fag, queer, flamer,butt jockey, Tim Hyunh etc.

Tell you what, we dunt like them ass-pirates round here, dats right, white power!

by MRBUTTSAVICH March 27, 2009

banana pirate

a person who is asian on the outside and white inside who like to ride boats.

have you seen diana? she is SUCH a banana pirate

by Elf December 29, 2004

Angry Pirate

The true act of an Angry Pirate is very rare. It requires a female with at least one glass removable eye. While making love with this special one eyed woman, you request her to remove her glass eye so that you can penetrate the oriface. When she agrees, you proceed to bust it in her eyehole. She will no doubt cover her eye hole by instinct. When she does this, kick her in the shin. She will then be hobbling toward the bathroom (to clean her eye hole) with one hand over her eye in a pirate like limp. Don't be surprised if she uses some pirate language such as ARRRRRGGGG. She will no doubt be angry and will look like a pirate. Congratulations! You have made her an ANGRY PIRATE!!!!!

My friend the eye doctor is so lucky, he always meets woman with a glass eye...perfect candidates for an Angry pirate.

by CC, JD February 2, 2005