joe-ing

The act of laying on the ground, arms by your side, while another person stands over the individual on the ground. This act is a reinactment of a knockout perpetrated by a young 12-14 year old male delivered on an older man. Derived from the fact that a "joey" means a young baby- the act of getting knocked out by one of these young "joey's" is joe-ing.
Dude that 14 year old just knocked out that old man, let's get a picture of that guy on the ground joe-ing
by 55rectory May 18, 2013
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jibbly joe

A certain hillbilly, that married his sister.
That jibbly joe a real creep.
by billy.com May 20, 2017
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Chicken Joe

An absolutely ferda chicken who hangs ten and pressumably loves the elctric lettuce
by chickenjoe28 April 15, 2019
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joe moore

The average teenage boy, experiencing confusion concerning his sexuality but instead of having social issues as many teenage homosexuals may deal with flourishes in social contact with other guys do to the fact that his sister is pretty hot. Naturally uncomfortable around the opposite sex due to his awkward, borderline socially debilitating attitude yet somehow girls are drawn to it like mosquitos to a light. Basically a huge pussy yet everyone loves him.
He's such a joe moore but I can't help wanting to be in his pants. Or his sisters.
by BukakeLord March 03, 2017
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King Joe

Someone of considerable self-worth that is only important in their own insignificant world. Suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, they think the world will end abruptly when they cease to exist.
King Joe: "I am such a professional, this organization should be really honored to be benfitting from my knowledge and expertise."
Observer: "what a king joe"
by John Wesley February 12, 2008
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Joe Tazuna

someone who is incredible and sweet and likes dogs

but dies by getting all their blood sucked out by giant tubes
hey remember benjamin he just dieddddd omgggggggg he's such a Joe Tazuna
by JoeTazuna'sWaifu December 16, 2020
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Joe Darte

A sexual fetish practice where a darte is inserted into the japs eye of a flacid penis. Extreme cases involve indulgences of a hard member supporting the dart without aids or assistances.
That dude in the corner wants us to talk dirty to him so he can do a Joe Darte
by Loose dolly April 02, 2011
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