HUGE man. Just absolutely honkin muscles and curves in all the right places. He will tower over u and throw u over his shoulder like it's nothing. He has more muscles and mass than you, your father, AND your father's father combined. He is what all body builders aspire to look like.
by Probably_cake January 2, 2023
Get the Meat truckmug. a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck
Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!
and then the person dies, the end
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!
and then the person dies, the end
by cool good epic man July 6, 2025
Get the there are no trucks in minecraftmug. by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017
Get the Two trucks and a jimmymug. Very similar to a desk pop, but this act requires the accidental discharge of a weapon while inside of a patrol vehicle
Hey bob why is there a hole in the drivers seat?
Oh the previous officer had a little truck pop incident while on patrol
Oh the previous officer had a little truck pop incident while on patrol
by Poopydoodoopants July 22, 2017
Get the truck popmug. A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.
by Hand truck man March 21, 2016
Get the hand truckmug. 1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size
2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women
3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women
3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019
Get the Big truck tiresmug. by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018
Get the Fuck Truckmug.