minecraft

the best game ever invented my mojang in may 17 2009 it so gud like u can place blocks and build cool stuff and there are dis things called realms which are normal worlds with already built cool stuff and u can pet dogs awwwwwwwwwwwww so cute man u can also hit them then they turn demonic and start biting u. Its worse when there are a bunch of dogs and they all start hitting u then u die but there is skywars, skyblock and much more. there's the Java edition and the Bedrock edition Java is for PC and Bedrock for consoles. there are these creatures called shulkers that they shoot u and if u get hit u levitate for a short time and that's called a status effect. pewdiepie plays this game and currently he has 45 videos to prove Minecraft god. that's all guys see u later!!

minecraft is good

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

Minecraft

Where legends were made.
Fornite is gay.

Hey. Y'know this technoblade guy is a minecraft

by Niggas be like bruh October 11, 2019

Minecraft

A place where happiness is unstoppable

Person 1: "Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah!"
Person 2: "Why are you saying that?"
Person 1: "MINECRAFT!"
Person 2: "Oh... ok"

by Klojhgfcvbn June 2, 2022

Minecraft

The number one video game in the world

Minecraft is famous

by XGDragion March 7, 2023

Minecraft Steez

when you use minecraft to rizz up a broad

Pickleman invited the bird lady to play Minecraft as friends, but when he deployed the Minecraft steez she swooned

by mynameisnotjeff420 May 3, 2024

Heinz Minecraft

Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish

,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022

2019 Minecraft Player

A minecraft bandwagon who started playing the game in 2019 because it got popular

Player 1: Hey when did you start playing Minecraft?
Player 2: I started in 2019
Player 1: You are a 2019 Minecraft player? You were a bandwagon

by Zombieparrot37 March 5, 2021