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Minecraft

There’s no questions about it, Minecraft IS the best game.
Random Lad:Hey, did you know Ian hasn’t played Minecraft

Random Lad 2:BANISH HIM!
by Peter-File101 January 6, 2020
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minecraft

you get block you build house you get dog you do farm you do mining you do good weapon you do nether portal and after stuff you do thing and kill dragon
i like minecraft
ddream manthunt!!?!?!??'
no.cube game.
by imposterlike December 26, 2021
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Playing Minecraft

To commit a mass shooting.

(Derivative of the “in Minecraft” jokes.)
On June 12, 2016. Al-Martha Lorrainadam began Playing Minecraft at the Gay bar in Florida.
by MarthaSpeaksAndIListen May 19, 2024
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Minecraft

1. The "Word" that best represents the impossible (physically).

2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.
1. Teenager with brain 1: Dude, I really wanted to do something physically impossibl...

Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!

2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...

Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)
by bhuoorvyi February 3, 2018
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Minecraft

There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.
Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
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A Minecraft Movie

Pls spell it correctly there is an a in front of the Minecraft
by Erodeoht22 April 25, 2025
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Minecraft Movie

The absolute worse dogshit movie ever leaked
by Phokos July 23, 2024
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