machine lurking

What a machine hides in the dark, waiting to steal your job.

Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.

by boltzmannbrain January 26, 2016

machined

Taken apart

She machined that fish!

by Coco135 May 23, 2016

machine gun

When someone calls the front right seat of a car, they shout out shotgun! But this one is for machine gun seat out on the back of the pickup truck. Ya know ww2, willys jeep.

Shotgun!

Fine! Machine gun! keep your lousy shotgun seat! Bad ass number one in the backseat! Weehaa!

by One cable guy March 29, 2017

Machine gun

a dildo strapped to a industrial mixer.

yo i was at this chicks house and she showed me her machine gun

by Zach16 October 26, 2017

machine gun shot gun

What little kids and ignorant people would call a "automatic shot gun".

Person 1
" They should make a Machine gun shot gun, it would be so OP."

Person 2
"Are you retarded!"

by Peter Pan1217 January 29, 2018

machine gun dick

When someone has a big dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

machine gun dick

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018