minecraft

the best game ever invented my mojang in may 17 2009 it so gud like u can place blocks and build cool stuff and there are dis things called realms which are normal worlds with already built cool stuff and u can pet dogs awwwwwwwwwwwww so cute man u can also hit them then they turn demonic and start biting u. Its worse when there are a bunch of dogs and they all start hitting u then u die but there is skywars, skyblock and much more. there's the Java edition and the Bedrock edition Java is for PC and Bedrock for consoles. there are these creatures called shulkers that they shoot u and if u get hit u levitate for a short time and that's called a status effect. pewdiepie plays this game and currently he has 45 videos to prove Minecraft god. that's all guys see u later!!

minecraft is good

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

Minecraft

Where legends were made.
Fornite is gay.

Hey. Y'know this technoblade guy is a minecraft

by Niggas be like bruh October 11, 2019

Playing Minecraft

To commit a mass shooting.

(Derivative of the “in Minecraft” jokes.)

On June 12, 2016. Al-Martha Lorrainadam began Playing Minecraft at the Gay bar in Florida.

by MarthaSpeaksAndIListen May 19, 2024

Minecraft

A GAME WERE YOU BECOME A GOD!@#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#@!~!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()

I am a god from Minecraft

by #REDSTONE GOD October 30, 2019

Minecraft

The number one video game in the world

Minecraft is famous

by XGDragion March 7, 2023

Minecraft

A game that is better than fortnite

Minecraft is the best

by Aussiedude12 July 25, 2019

Minecraft

A good reason for your parents to get the fuck out of your room.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 25, 2021