Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.
Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.
Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum
Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum
by Little mouse September 5, 2016
Get the Jordan Makenzie Yocummug. Some balding fat nigga thats gonna die at 25 of a heart attack. Nobody likes him because he smells like a baboon
Person A: "Is jordan in?"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"
by Imkubo November 17, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. jordan is an overall bitch. he is very nice to his friends but to other people he be fucking them up. he’s a rich guy who thinks he cool 🤟🤪 when he’s not. he’s nice when you get to know him personally most of the time. people might think he’s funny, most of the time uses your mom jokes thinking he’s cool
rui: guess what that guy did again
nari: who? jordan?
rui: who else. 😒
nari: let’s just go.
arik: yo bro what you doing
jordan: what else. being the coolest kid.🤟🤟🤘🤘
ella:omg bae😍😍
rui & nari: no
nari: who? jordan?
rui: who else. 😒
nari: let’s just go.
arik: yo bro what you doing
jordan: what else. being the coolest kid.🤟🤟🤘🤘
ella:omg bae😍😍
rui & nari: no
by naRi.. October 13, 2022
Get the jordanmug. That Nigga just a bitch, he’s ugly af and looks all quemado and shit. Fucking burnt ass tortilla. I just know his room smells like ass
by Yesniggaitstrue September 20, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. by fella cancer October 1, 2025
Get the Jordanationmug. A guy with an a million dollar smile. Makes a crude amount of your mom jokes but 90 percent of them are 10/10 so it’s acceptable. So handsome you have to make sure your sister and mom don’t fall for him!! Gives good hugs and better kisses. Has no earthly idea how to say goodbye. Be careful, he will become your favorite person, proceed with caution if you don’t plan on being obsessed.
by ninja fairy supervillain January 8, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. The theory that providing assistance to a losing situation will not improve upon it. It would be better to capitalize on a winning alternative, or to improve one's own situation.
by JTrollen March 25, 2021
Get the Jordan-Gankmug.