girlfriend

okay this is one for all my fellow males out there
1. you won't get one
2. they are too complex to understand

yeah I'm gay how did you know?

joe: yeah man I just got a girlfriend!
jeff: dude you gotta wake up and they're too complex to understand, are you outta your mind?

by AtOneWithTheSussy December 28, 2021

Girlfriend

Something you will never have

U have no girlfriend

by reuyh r65slk6t5uij March 7, 2022

Girlfriend

Something I do not have.

Person 1: “do you have a girlfriend?”
Me: “no”

by Thefuckingprincess January 12, 2022

Full-Blown Girlfriend

The act of dating someone seriously and not dating someone else.
It often metastases to Full-Blown Fiance and in some rare cases, Full-Blown Spouse.

Russ: "She thought you were hitting on her"
Shannon: "No, I wasn't, I have full-blown girlfriend"

by yoomaamaaaa! October 5, 2016

Lawyer Girlfriend.

A dangerously adorable mix of brains, confidence, and cross-examination. She’ll win your heart with airtight logic, charm a jury without trying, and still find time to object to your poor life choices—with love, of course.

Damn, if there's one thing I'm sure about, it's that he's definitely got a lawyer girlfriend.

by AcerbicLemon October 10, 2025

Having a girlfriend

something I'll never do

someone: I love having a girlfriend!

me:

me: why cant i be happy

by why cant i ever be happy November 30, 2022

country girlfriend

The best girl anyone can ask for she is loyal and can do anything doesn't need you to fix the sink and handles things get self

My girlfriend is a country girlfriend and she just fixed the sink

by Yaboi1504 August 5, 2017