Breakfast Rule

This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.

If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.

"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."

"Did they keep going?"

"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"

by EggsandBacon October 10, 2012

pot breakfast

A breakfast consisting of cannabinoids. A taste of tetrahydrocannabinol to get you going in the morning.

On Saturday I had a pot breakfast followed by a lazy lunch.

by d3qu December 30, 2016

breakfast board

fat rack of lines when you wake up or at the break of dawn.
drugs to start off your day

jimmy: wouldn't mind a breakfast board in a few.
damo: exactly what i was thinking, et's start the day off with a few phat lines jimmy
jimmy: glad you agree, never bitch the sesh
damo: got the dealos number?

by homestew December 21, 2016

Breakfasting

When you get glitched crown and r-key in the same run and dilute any pool of items, leading to breakfast being the only item to acquire from any pedestal. it kinda sad

Nerdy gamer: I had this sick run in the Binding of Isaac: Repentance, but than It started breakfasting and didn't get to see anymore synergies.

Normal guy: What the fuck are you talking about

by Johnny sons October 2, 2023

Camus breakfast

a Camus breakfast is defined as watching the sun rise while drinking a strong black coffee and smoking a cigarette. Some variations can be made depending on the type of coffee and tobacco product, such as a “stranger breakfast” having a coffee with milk instead of black.

Hudson spent all night drinking and decided to cap the night with a Camus breakfast.

by Phillip. S March 2, 2025

night breakfast

Making breakfast the night before the morning when you eat it.

Bro 1: What are you eating?
Bro 2: Night Breakfast?
Bro 1: What?
Bro 2: ... I made it last night..

by Cardinalsfan1988 August 28, 2015

Coyote's Breakfast

The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".

Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?

Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.

by jacko_baby July 20, 2019