fat fisting

The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.

“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”

by Brontonio October 21, 2021

the iron fist

A masturbation method in which a female will wrap their hand in metal foil and proceed to fist themselves until orgasm.

My girl said she tried the iron fist yesterday, she's been bleeding since

by SomePersonNamedBeebo October 15, 2017

ice fisting

Proceeding to stick a hand in a bucket of ice, then fisting it in any hole

Man Aydens booty is leaking from last nights ice fisting.

by Funduntard March 5, 2020

Bear fisting

To say a word at the exact same time as your bro

Keith and tony both exclaimed “you have bear fists?” At the same time, thus the two were bear fisting.

by The memeler May 30, 2025

fist to five

intransitive verb; to place one's hand inside of another's anal cavity fully before uncurling one's fingers

The squad conducted the fist to five semi-weekly in order to better organize their innards

by Wei Jia January 19, 2022

Fist 2 5

This stupid math teacher in Sudlersville, Maryland came up with this thing called Fist 2 5 to see how good you learn

Class on a Fist 2 5 how good do u know that

by Thomas V The Tree October 18, 2008

Angel's Fist

A fist lightly powdered in cocaine that was sold by a former priest. An Angel's Fist is commonly used while solemnly reciting 1 Timothy 2:12. One may use fingers or fists dependent on the size of the flesh socket.

If you follow the word of God, I'll show you the Angel's Fist.

by AfterSectsCigarette November 27, 2019