When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.
Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!
by David Jag November 24, 2013
Get the monet diseasemug. A birth-defect-related health-complication caused by the mother's consuming excessive quantities of Resse's candy during pregnancy.
by QuacksO October 10, 2018
Get the Reese's Diseasemug. a fatal condition consisting of other smaller diseases, prime examples being "shot in a vital organ disease", or "crushed by a flaming helicopter disease".
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.
"I just came back from the doctor's, and he diagnosed me with dying disease."
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"
by Heelpiwquin April 24, 2022
Get the dying diseasemug. When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching
by Afinssaurle November 25, 2022
Get the Buttholetotightest diseasemug. It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.
“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”
by ashl3yz August 31, 2023
Get the Lack of Girlfriend diseasemug. Noun/ Goo-r•meh•rian/
A chronic progressive neurological disease that makes someone mention the word 'Nationalism' when Indians criticize Pakistan. It is marked especially by frothing in mouth, rigidity in stance, slowness of brain, impaired mental judgment, and acute heart ache. In some rare cases it also makes people prostitute their dead loved ones for the sake of fame.
A chronic progressive neurological disease that makes someone mention the word 'Nationalism' when Indians criticize Pakistan. It is marked especially by frothing in mouth, rigidity in stance, slowness of brain, impaired mental judgment, and acute heart ache. In some rare cases it also makes people prostitute their dead loved ones for the sake of fame.
by Gurmehar Kaur February 20, 2019
Get the Gurmeharian Diseasemug. The boy was diagnosed of the Mahomes disease. He posts pictures and videos of Patrick Mahomes all day everyday.
by Moneymeech_911 September 19, 2023
Get the The Mahomes diseasemug.