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batter boobs

pendulous breasts that, when lifted and tickled from beneath, the fingers doing the tickling can be seen through the thin skin from the top.
After loosing a lot of weight, my wife was left with batter boobs.
by Kylexy September 16, 2007
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battery chicken

He works for HP, he's just a battery chicken.
by Khoji July 5, 2007
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ethen bitter

wow look at ethens chowd its tiny!!!!
by ROKINHORSE69 March 19, 2005
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My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

Basically nicholas' life story
Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn
by PPratty February 23, 2020
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Battering the Fish

This is a sexual deviancy action which is composed of three steps. While having sex with a woman "doggy-style" you use your left index finger to "fish-hook" the woman's mouth. Second, once you have your "fish" on the line, use your right hand to punch her in the face with the intention of knocking her unconscious. Although it is ideal to cause unconsciousness with one strike, you may repeat if necessary. The final step requires a third party to be present. At this juncture, it is imperative to have a picture of your "trophy fish" to brag to your friends as they may not believe that you snagged such a lunker. In the final step continue to use your index finger to hold her up by the mouth (you may use your other hand to help alleviate the strain of holding up dead weight with your index finger by grappling the back of her neck or hair--just make sure it isn't visible in the picture) and have your friend snap a shot for posterity.
Ted: Golly! I am very excited to hang out with this lovely woman I met at the Creed concert last night! We shared a strawberry margarita together!

Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!
by The Big Cheez August 26, 2013
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Bitter

A very good rock band form Karlsruhe, Germany. They are somewhat lazy and records are rare, but try what you can to get your hands on one of their records or merchandizes. IT'S WORTH IT! If they ever have a gig in your city or you have the opportunity to fly to one of their german concerts (even if you don't like their absolutely awesome muic and the only thing your going to do is stare at Bitter's incredible hottness) I envy you!
I heard they are also really nice and easy to approach!
Bitter rocks!!!!!
Bitter, pure hottness!!!!
by inca May 15, 2006
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gypsy batter

(noun) any event, occurrence, situation, or happening that is generally unmanly, uncool, bad, negative, effeminate, or lowly; any event, occurrence, situation, or happening that is of or like gypsies (specifically, to be avoided at all costs because of undesirable qualities); literally, a batter made from freshly ground gypsy bits, composed primarily of gypsy juice, and rarely cooked.
Note: used in the partitive sense (i.e., preceded by "some" in most cases).
Man at the gym: Hey brah, let's do some cardio on them ellipticals.
His manlier friend: No way, brah! That's some gypsy batter!
by Edmund Finley April 25, 2007
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