August 8th

National little miss sassy pants day

Its august 8th chat

by blyxvy August 8, 2023

August 11

The day you send a friend a picture of your boobs

Hey, it's August 11, you have to send me a picture of your boobs.

by arkturustgg August 9, 2023

Toilet eruption august

After no poop July, there is a lot of shit left in your intestines, so your goal during august is to shit out all the leftover shit from July. You need to make it last until September.

I fucking failed toilet eruption august!

by lil’ toilet meat August 11, 2023

August 12

Today is NATIONAL FRIENDS APPRECIATION DAY‼️‼️🎉 which means post your friendssss and why you appreciate them

Girl1:why you posting me today

Girl2:because it august 12

by Youllwe August 12, 2023

August 13

National mgk day

You - what’s happening august 13th
Me - it’s national mgk day

by Chloeholloway August 12, 2023

August 12th

National tell you friends to stop sending Minecraft parkour videos, because they’re cringe

Friend 1: sends a cringe Minecraft parkour video and pretends to take it seriously

Friend 2:stop it get some help find some better jokes to make, remember it’s august 12th

by Not cringe August 12, 2023

August 14

National couple day a day where you go oht with your significant other

Hey babe lets go somewhere its August 14

by Hsjwhd August 14, 2023