August 1st

national stay at home day

where is alex?oh yeah its August 1st

by Random person.com July 31, 2022

2nd Of August

Everyone born on this day is a hotass, not saying this cuz my parents SLAYED the pregnancy.

"hey, are you born on the 2nd of August?"
"Yeah how'd yk?"
"Well, your hot annoying and mad"
"trueee"

by Leosrhottt September 11, 2022

August 4th

Why's my crush not answering me back day...

Its August 4th, I've waited long enough, you better call me back today or else dammit! Just kidding, not really! i need my BFF bad!

by danidtrouble August 4, 2022

August 27th

People born in August 27 have the biggest dicks in the world, they are kind, smart and funny. The greatest type of people you will ever meet. If you one they are a keeper.

His shmeat is so big, he must be born on August 27th

by Isidorus Samir Toma November 24, 2023

August 11th

National confess to your crush day 💗

person 1:‘oh look is brad and lisa together’
person 2:‘yeah it’s august 11th’
person 1:‘well that’s why she’s talking to him . but since it is august 25th i just wanted you to know that i’ve always liked you’
person 2:‘i’ve always liked you too delilah🫶🏽’

by naeeee🫶🏽. August 11, 2022

August 12th 2003

Gayest nigga alive with the biggest blackest dick ever!
Also a sexy beast ;)

person1: Yo bro were you born on August 12th 2003 because you black and gay as hell!

person2: nigga how you know?!

by dante;) April 5, 2024

August 5th

The day that byler twt went crazy

Person 1: “I survived August 5th”

Person 2: “what happened August 5th?”

Person 1: “August 5th was the day byler twt went crazy over waiting for the byler van script which was SUPPOSED to be released at 4pm”

by august 5th survivor August 5, 2022