When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
From the river to the sea is a phrase most commonly seen in Pro Palestine protests. The River and Sea they mention refers to the Jordan River and The Mediterranean Sea. The country located between the river and the sea is Israel the native Jewish homeland. This phrase means to flood every Jew living between these boundaries to the Mediterranean Sea to kill them. The Palestine will be free part is after they flood all the Jews they want to establish an Islamic Extremist regime. The people who shout this phrase are mainly found to be college students who fall for propaganda.
Person 1 at a protest: FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA PALESTINE WILL BE FREE
Person 2, Jew: Why do you want to kill us?
Person 1: Because (insert historically modified false information)
Person 2: But why kill me? I didn’t do anything.
Person 1: My college professor from queer lgbt rat studies told me that.
Person 2, Jew: Why do you want to kill us?
Person 1: Because (insert historically modified false information)
Person 2: But why kill me? I didn’t do anything.
Person 1: My college professor from queer lgbt rat studies told me that.
by antiterrorisim February 21, 2024
The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.
Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."
Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."
Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."
Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."
Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."
by TimmaDoo May 08, 2020
A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions
by Yourmomcreatedthese April 22, 2018
When you're on a cruise ship and you either step out onto the balcony or walk in the hallways of the state rooms and you get sucker punched with the smell of pungent weed.
by scrumpusbaggy November 03, 2018
A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.
“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021
by Urban Dick 445 January 27, 2022