Rippin' off a piece

Having illicit sexual relations with someone who is involved in a relationship. Can be used in non-adulterous situations as well.
q: "How come you didn't meet us at the bar last night?"
a: "I was rippin' off a piece of Elaine's fine ass"

or

"Rip me off a piece of that bread"

etc
by derp_derp March 04, 2011
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my shit's in pieces

I would go to the Kenny G concert with you this weekend but I have to run errands instead - my shit's in pieces.
by Andrew Rng October 09, 2011
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One Piece Fan

bitchless loser that thinks one piece is good. he gives dudes rimjobs in the boys locker room and lets his uncles touch him
“hey look at that dude in the corner by himself, he’s a One Piece Fan”
by CockNBallzInMyMouth June 02, 2022
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14 piece dismemberment

When you take a 3 inch or shorter dagger and saw off the feet of a victim at the ankles, then saw off the lower legs, then the upper legs, then the hands at the wrists, then the lower arms, then the upper arms, then, just before he dies from a lack of blood, you slit his throat and cut off his head. So called because when you get done, there's 14 pieces of the body.
Osiris was a victim of a 14 piece dismemberment.

When King Arthur did a 14 piece dismemberment to Igraine, you could hear the sound of her spurting blood colliding with his shiny silver plate armor, as well as her screams of pain as her flesh was sliced open.
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Alabama Eye Piece

When you're banging in the backwoods, she's on all four's, & just before you cum, walk over her back & as she looks up, give her the Brown Eye as the load blows.
It never hurts to yell Roll Tide!
Just before ejaculation, spread your butt cheeks & put you butthole on her eye & cum & that is an Alabama Eye Piece.
by Cheddar Pecker January 07, 2007
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nice piece of ass

some one that is a good look person that you enjoy fucking because they got a nice ass to look at and touch.
look at him over there he has a nice butt through those pants, i can only imagine.O boy do I need a nice piece of ass "To Get It In" with tonight.
by Amberluvs2 January 16, 2016
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