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A Prison where optimism and creativity are destroyed in order to create mindless workers that work 9-5 and get paid shit
by noskcaj_343434343 February 3, 2022
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Cruel and unusual life-ruining torture. See: Prison
"School is just a cruel and unusual life-ruining torture, and I'm failing every class except for lunch."
by NovaMonkey January 21, 2019
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"oh god, i need time"
"oh, must be school time"
by helloew January 3, 2020
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School, a place where we spend the first 18 years of our life. Also a synonym for hell.
Mommy *cough cough* I'm sick, can I stay home from hell *cough cough* I mean school?
by Bossassbyatch February 21, 2017
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About the closest you can get to jail
by Tharealdeff136 January 7, 2015
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An organization set up by a country's government with the intent of turning the snotty-nosed little brats of today into the ever reliable tax payers of tomorrow.
The kid never missed a day of school, now he's 100% ready to devote his life to Uncle Sam.
by Duffman001 July 26, 2017
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A place where you pay to learn absolutely nothing about what's truly relevant (like how to make money) which is necessary for human survival, but hey at least you learn about the past mistakes to then repeat again because unless you can hold memory of a time that litterly doesn't exist anymore you won't be classified as smart or be a decent human being to succeed. So good luck!

P.S " why does the word buissnes have the word sin in it? Should I be worried? Do I need a lawyer?"
Is school relevant or just a money hungry business?
by Mr G.I. Joe April 17, 2020
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