land text

a postcard

I haven't heard from Sally in years, until she sent me a land text from Istanbul.

by journalismo May 5, 2018

dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.

Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."

by PikeTU February 16, 2018

is-land records

Big Shaq's famous words, said in an interview with the BBC.

Interviewer - What label were you at yesterday?
Big Shaq - Is-Land Records

by AlexDeMaster February 15, 2018

Land Mullet

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.

(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet

by The linisher January 2, 2017

Grassy land

Wen two or more women rub there bushes to gether

Vome join us for this grassy land

by Fuge_Nuggets December 18, 2019

Rough Landing, Holly

Song by band Yellowcard, From their album "Lights and Sound"

J: What's your favorite Yellowcard song?
F: Rough Landing, Holly by Yellowcard

by TakeTheShot January 14, 2020

harper's landing

An intended or unintended trip or getaway for an extended period that accomplishes nothing

Brie: How was Grand Junction?
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.

by bobsaget21 February 2, 2020