Dirty Honey Mustard

When you put a spoon of honey into your mouth, while putting yellow food dye on the tip of your dick. You then engage in sex with a woman, but before you cum, you spit the honey into her ass, and cum into her ass, which when the cum mixes with the yellow food dye, will make a consistency similar to mustard. You will then take a chicken nugget and dip it in, enjoying the meal together.

Connor: "Yo bro, that Dirty Honey Mustard last night was insane!"

by Jorshleflisher July 17, 2025

the glorious land of milk and honey

The glorious land of milk and honey is a Midwestern slang term originating in Leavenworth, KS that refers to sexual intercouse with a female individual. Referring to “Milk” as a mans little swimmers, and the “Honey” as the female vagina.

“Hey man how was last night with your girl?” “It was an outstanding evening, we ended in the glorious land of milk and honey.”

by JackMehoff10xaday June 30, 2021

Honey Bunches of Oats

A gay person who is stereotypically straight

You're gay, but you look so fricking straight tho? Oh you must be a honey bunches of oats.

by SomeUnholyWhoreMan March 26, 2024

Honey-Bear

Heroin and Methamphetamine mixed and consumed in the same IV solution. The heroin is the 'honey'

Let's have a honey-bear!

by Senator BOT October 27, 2021

No Money No Honey

A good rule to live by meaning if you have no money you should probably not be looking for a honey considering you won't be able to afford going on dates and such.

I'm too broke too date I need to follow the rule No Money No Honey and focus on getting a stable source of income before I start swiping on Tinder all the time again. I don't want to make my partner feel disrespected or neglected, especially during the holidays.

by SassafrassBB January 2, 2022

Honey

These hoes can't fwm period she got hands so don't try ha unless you wanna fight she sweet and nice in funny in a cute ass personality 🥰 a real💯ass bitch gone tell you what it is she stand on business she all about ha money.

Honey is always in will be defined.

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Honey Plug

The honey plug is when your significant other jerks you off with a handful of honey. The honey then plugs your dick up so that you cannot piss or cum. Thus the honey plug

My girlfriend gave me a honey plug the other week and I haven't pissed since

by The Honey Plugger November 15, 2023