After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop again.
by SCL9994 November 2, 2007
Get the texas two stepmug. by jerjer April 28, 2006
Get the two can chewmug. haaa!!! Alex Nelson is a Two-Pump Chump
by The Twin December 28, 2009
Get the Two-Pump Chumpmug. As stated in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: "All persons more than a mile high, to leave the court."
Quote:
At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'
Everybody looked at Alice.
'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.
'You are,' said the King.
'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.
'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'
'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.
'Then it ought to be Number One,' said Alice.
At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'
Everybody looked at Alice.
'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.
'You are,' said the King.
'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.
'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'
'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.
'Then it ought to be Number One,' said Alice.
by arkizzle October 11, 2009
Get the Rule Forty-twomug. The space between a girls legs, just below her vagina, where a man can slide two fingers between her legs. This is the perfect amount of space, meaning the girl has nice legs and a nice vagina.
by Piazza December 26, 2011
Get the Two finger spacemug. When you begin to have a text conversation with someone, and as you're answering or sending the last text, they send another one about a different subject, sort of like a 'by the way' or 'forgot to tell you' thing, and you end up having two text convos with one person.
Texter: I got an A on my bio exam!
Textee: You bitch! I got a D.
Textee gets another text from Texter about a raging party.
Textee: Woah, woah. Let's end this two way text.
Textee: You bitch! I got a D.
Textee gets another text from Texter about a raging party.
Textee: Woah, woah. Let's end this two way text.
by Textee December 5, 2009
Get the two way textmug. by Will-bo squeezy August 17, 2009
Get the five two fivemug.